I just got the creepiest phone call. Some guy, who sounded oddly like Dimitri the Lover (of youtube fame), just called me about a craigslist post he got my number from. He said it was in the “barter” section and that the post was someone looking to trade Massages for Personal Training (find the add here) If you know me and my phone # you know its pretty close to the one in the add. And also if you know me you know I dont look anything like the lady (if you can call her that) in the pictures.
Hathaway HACKED my Tumblr at work today and posted that I wear chick pants. It’s not true! I wear ultra slim tight hip dude jeans from Urban Outfitters! Hath’s just jealous of my awesome form fitting physique.