but I still dont know that you and I will be totally exclusive, Virgin America. I mean you still sat me next to a tween who tried to steal my window seat. I guess that’s not totally your fault. Just like the weather that cancelled my original flight wasn’t your fault. But you know who’s fault it also isn’t? mine. sometimes not matter how pretty a face or how fancy ride you got….it still just doesnt work out.
But let’s not be rash here. How about I give you another couple of hours before I make my decision?
The best resolution to my canceled flight that Virgin Dickbag America could offer me was a flight on Christmas Eve. You know what that does to my holiday plans? It shits allllll over them. That plane better rub my feet and bring the vodka to my mouth so I can sip it leisurely while Im flying!
I thought you were going to be the one. I thought this would be the start of something really special. But now….now, I think I may have seen your ugly side far too soon. Of course the snowstorms are not your fault. Of course I understand you having to cancel. The issue here is more about the fact that I have been on hold waiting for you to talk to me for damn near 2 hours. At this point I dont even see an end to this endless loop of bad techno you insist on pumping into my ears. The very polite computer voice lady told me to go to the web site and so I did. You know what I found out there? A whole lotta shit I already knew. My Flight is cancelled. Great. I KNEW THAT ALREADY! That kind of attitude is exactly what I dont need. What I need is NOT for you to tell me in 2 different forms the same information I already know. What I do need is for you to tell me how we are going to fix this. What I need is for you to tell me when I can tell my family I will be arriving. What I need is for you to TAKE ME OFF FUCKING HOLD!
i’m so happy you all like them so much! sorry about the poor picture quality, i’ll take better ones soon. take a look at the car washes and apartments too while youre in my shop! i’m also up for doing custom paintings, if you have a building in mind you want for your wall or for a christmas present :)